Definitions

I plan to update this page with whatever terms and nicknames I apply to things, just so there's a handy reference guide for those who either don't have the time to read all of my posts (ha! ha! I kill me) or don't have the patience.

The CaiMonster:
Me. There's already an "About Me", so I do not feel the need to reiterate here.

Fiance:
Has since graduated to "Husband" status. He's just as strange as I am, which makes life a little more interesting every day.

NoNoBadKitty and Mister Pants:
My cats. Also called "NoNo" and "Mister".

The NerdCave:
Our apartment. It's a two-bedroom in a nice neighbourhood right next to a church.

My Weirdo Friends:
You people, the awesome people I know both from the real world and the virtual one.

The Cosmic Crayon Box:
A metaphor I abuse.

The BipolarCoaster:
My way of describing life with bipolar disorder.

Halfway Almost Normal:
That would be the blog. You're not reading the blog, though. You're reading the dictionary.

The Red:
Mania, in a nutshell. It burns and burns until everything is Red.

The Black:
Depression, to put it simply. An inky black feeling that stains everything.

The White:
Relative stability. A blank page.

Damnit, "one" isn't prime:
An argument I have with Fiance on a disturbingly regular basis.

Colfax, Washington:
Other names include "That shithole I grew up in," "A town that should disappear from the map," and "A town full of hicks and uber-conservatives." I spent 18 1/2 years of my life in this town, and I haven't been back since I graduated.